I have a friend that gets tested and passes on a regular bases. Shes smokes weed on a schedule like its her job. Claims that her system is so saturated with THC it would take her a year to cleanse and I believe her.
So, one day over a blunt, I asked her what was her secret.
This is what I leaned!
First, I hate using substitute urine. It doesn’t matter if its synthetic or real, subbing is tricky and should only be done if you have no other choice.
Reliable detoxes made for marijuana are always my personal goto. But I know, some people can stay clean for months and still test positive.
If thats you, subbing piss might be your only choice.
Real is Better than Synthetic Pee
Real clean urine is always going to be the best bet. The problem is real urine breaks down fast and usually needs to be used right away.
Synthetics sometimes don’t work and have their own set of problems. Check out this article first, if you plan on using synthetic pee.
How to Pass a Urine Test With Someone Else’s Pee
These rules are a bit extreme and you don’t have to follow them to the “T”. But she swears by them claims that theres no way to fail with this method.
It took here a few failed tests and a lot of guidance from others in her situation learn this, hope it helps!
Use the Same Sex
For the most part it shouldn’t really matter, but play it safe. Labs that do per-employment screenings don’t usually do hormone testing.
But under other circumstances, it can be an issue. We all know the story about the guy who used his girls pee.
She didn’t smoke pot and stopped drinking months ago. So he thought he would be good to go.
Little did he know then, she had stopped drinking for a reason. The results came clean, no drugs and positive for pregnancy.
Is this urban legend true?, Don’t know and not testing it.
Bottle and Freeze Right Away
Piss starts to break down right away. The first time she tried to use real urine, she kept the bottle in the bathroom over night.
That morning, only about 8 hours later, it was unusable. The bottom of the bottle had a white powdery layer, the top was almost like an oil.
No matter how much you try to shake it, the powder completely dissolve and oil wont blend back in.
Freeze it with in 2-4 hours max after you get it.
Best bottle to Keep Frozen Urine In
The type of bottle you use depends on how long your planing on storing it for. If it’s only for a month or two, a plastic 8oz water bottle is good.
But if you think its going to be longer than 6 months to a year, 8oz glass is best.
- Plastic is porous and when heat the pee in a microwave, it can make a mess.
- Glass can break when you freeze and/or heat
You can use regular 16oz water bottle, but there will be too much air in the bottle. And any extra pee you don’t use is trashed after you heat it.
Keep it Almost Air Tight
You can keep frozen pee in the freezer for along time as long as you store it right. The less air you have in the container the better.
Liquid expands when it freezes, so make sure there is enough room in the container.
- Fill it almost to the top and place in freezer without the cap.
- Check it after a few hours.
- If it the frost over flows a little, its OK, cut it off
- Making it flush with the cap, close it and store.
- If its only half the bottle, crush it down and cap it
You only need 1oz -2oz for urine test sample. So don’t worry to much about the amount. Having extra is not a bad thing.
How To Thaw and Heat
Nuking it before it’s liquid is a terrible idea. Thawing and heating is really tricky. There are a couple of ways you can do it, but allowing it to slowly melt before you heat it is the best method.
- Remove from Freezer and thaw in fridge for 24hrs
- Remove from fridge, shake and place on counter for 1hr (room temp)
- Shake, microwave for 5 to 10 seconds tops, shake again before using
If you do this slow defrost method, the pee will look as fresh as it did the day it was bottled.
Once you thaw it, use it or lose it.
You will probably notice that once frozen urine is thawed, it doesn’t look the same. Its in layers, from darkest at the bottom to light at the top.
After heating, you’ll notice a white sediment on the bottom of the bottle. That sediment once re-frozen cakes up and will be very hard to dissolve a second time.
Reheating Pee more than Once
Don’t thaw and heat urine more than once. The minerals will start to break down after the first time. Urea decomposes in heat, reheating will break it down and you risk failing.
How Long Can Urine Be Stored in The Freezer?
In the right conditions, you can keep urine in the freezer for a year or more. To play it safe, only keep what your going to use within 6 months.
If your constantly being tested, storing multiple bottles is a good idea. Use a sharpie to write the date on the bottle.
Failing Specific Gravity Test
LabCorp and Quest Diagnostics are determined to stop cheaters. They come up will all types of additional tests that make it harder to pass. SG or Specific Gravity is a part of the tests for creatine levels and diluted urine.
For some reason, people fail for SG when they use pee that was frozen. Nobody really knows why this happens, but here are 3 possible reasons.
- The urines diluted to start with
- You added water to it
- The pee was stored in plastic for a long time
- reheated and/or refrozen pee
By following the guideline in this article you should not have any issues. But if you need to be certain, you can grab urine adulterant test strips online.
Learning how to pass a drug test with frozen urine can take some time to master. But, once you get used to doing the right way, your almost guaranteed to pass every time.
Have you ever done it this way, or do you have a few tips to share. Hit us up on the comments below.